over at dlisted, michael k often hosts a "caption this" contest. i'm sure you know how it works but to explain, whomever's comment is the snarkiest and most apt at describing the pic displayed, wins.
normally i snicker at these and wish i had amazing wit but this one in particular had me in stitches...
(1) Soup for one
(2) "A Walk to Remember" DVD
(3) 10-pack of cotton undies
(4) Case of white wine spritzers
(5) Mother's Day card "from" Mr. Whiskers - Rosemary Young