coochie in a bottle?

i didn't know there was a demand for eau de va-jay-jay, did you?

in fact, how the hell do you bottle that "new vulva scent"? hmm, let us demonstrate...
cooch in a box

yes this shit is serious. in fact, feast your eyes on one satisfied customer
smells like teen spirit

i don't know what to make of this fuckery but if one of you buys it, please don't send any samples.

vulva original [site NSFW]
[thanks dunny]


  1. Is that the scent of the two girls on the site?! Is every bottle different? Do they have flavors?! Tobacco, coffee, PMS?...